10 situations when you know you deserve to die!

Here's a short list of 10 situations when you know you don't deserve to live anymore! :

1.When you have a TV and don't know what Star World is! 

Hang yourself. 

2.When you don't know who Sachin Tendulkar is. 

The Indian government might put you up in the Most Wanted list for that.

3.When you find Orkut cooler than Facebook.

Its almost like suggesting Rajnikanth movies have better special effects than Spielberg's movies.

4.When you still forward Rajnikanth jokes thinking they are so hilarious! 

Yeah, blade cuts bullet into two! How cool is that? =/

5.When you don't find the Zinger Burger to be the best thing man has done with a chicken!

Consider visiting the asylum.

6.When you think America and USA are two different countries.

Really?

7.When you find Rakhi Sawant or Rahul Mahajan attractive. Stab yourself right now if you find both of them attractive. 

PS - If you are either Rakhi Sawant or Rahul Mahajan, go look into the mirror and then stab yourself.

8.When you're all alone in the darkness of the night and listening to Justin Bieber's song(s). 

Hey, what are you even thinking?! 

9.When you happen to like any of the following image :

(Note : The author of the blog does not take any responsibility for the loss of eyesight, color blindness, Myocardial infarction, severe trauma or any such effects this image might have on the readers)

10.When at the end of this, you're thinking of how to add to this list.

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